Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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