i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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