We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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