Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
