we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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