oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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