shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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