Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm at about main and main street
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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