I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Randomize
