her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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