His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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