North Korea, Best Korea!
I puked a lego.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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