I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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