You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Randomize
