STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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