Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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