whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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