The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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