Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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