I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I booty called her while she was in labor.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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