no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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