1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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