is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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