But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
