question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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