Me too!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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