So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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