She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
My breasts were aching with rage.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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