so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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