From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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