1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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