I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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