I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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