R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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