Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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