You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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