Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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