Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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