five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
