Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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