You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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