who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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