Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I need to calm my uterus...
tell me about the eggs
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