McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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