hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Randomize
