apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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