Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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