You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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