Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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