If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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