What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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